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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Snow laughing matter, open the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Cheese who?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Cheese a cute girl!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wanda who?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wanda hang out tonight?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Candice who?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Candice door open or should I knock again?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Luke who?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Luke through the peephole and find out!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Murray who?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Murray Christmas!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Yule be sorry if you don't let me in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Cheese a break, these knock-knock jokes are too much!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Howard you like to be stuck outside?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wendy bell break if you don't open up!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Why are you crying?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Dwayne who?
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Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Dishes who?
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