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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Dewey have to keep knocking forever?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Anita who?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Anita borrow a few bucks for the bus?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Chris who?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Christmas is right around the corner!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Deborah who?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Deborah is always locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Humphrey who?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Humphrey's the one who will let me in, right?
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Africa who?
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Africa you going to answer the door or not?
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Rita who?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Rita book and find out the answer!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Justin who?
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Justin time for me to stop knocking!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Otto who?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Otto know, I've tried to get in like five times already!
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Orange you glad I made it through all these knock-knock jokes?
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Avenue at the door and let me come in!
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Haven who?
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Haven a good day, friend!
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