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Knock-Knock Jokes

Classic call-and-response style jokes that follow a set pattern.

Knock-Knock Jokes
Wendy you gonna open this door?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Allan over the house, why won't you open the door?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ben... knocking, let me in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Taco your time, no need to rush!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Abby-solutely let me in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Alice through the keyhole, please open up!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Annie body home, it's cold out here!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Wooden shoe like to know who's knocking!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Chemistry is a mystery, just open the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Alpaca the suitcase, I'm moving in!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Nana your business who's knocking!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ken you let me in already?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Goodbye
Knock-Knock Jokes
Goodbye there, open up!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Justin time to open this door, will you?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Yoga to know why you're not opening the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Mustache you a question, but let me in first!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Arthur any plans to open the door?
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ya know who's knocking, it's me!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Abby-lightful it would be if you opened the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Ken you let me in now, please?
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