I find it ironic that 'earthquake drills' are meant to prepare us for a situation where we're supposed to stand still.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? English can be so confusing sometimes.

Isn't it funny how the word 'queue' is just a bunch of letters waiting in line?

I always find it amusing how quickly cars can become best friends when they're stuck in traffic.

Why do we say someone is 'handsome' when having extra hands would actually be quite strange on a person?

It's weird how quickly the 'five-second rule' goes out the window when you drop something on a dirty floor.

Have you noticed how 'lisp' is the only word that sounds like its definition?

Isn't it interesting how 'quicksand' works slowly?

I think it's funny how we have 'dry shampoo' but no 'wet deodorant'. Imagine that mess!

Why do we call it 'fast food' when you end up waiting so long in the drive-thru?

Isn't it strange how we can download movies instantly, but still have to wait in line at the grocery store?

It's funny how we always have 'a lot on our plate' but never actually eat it all.

Why do we 'swipe right' if we like someone on a dating app? What are we swiping right for?

Have you ever noticed how stress spelled backward is desserts? I think we're onto something here.

I always find it amusing how people say 'I slept like a baby' when babies don't sleep through the night.

Do you think spiders get embarrassed when they walk into a web they didn't make?

It's funny how we need a 'license' to fish, but not to become a parent. Life is strange like that.

Why do we say 'the weekend went by too fast' when it's the same length every time?

I find it amusing how we trust strangers to cut our hair, but get anxious when a friend asks to borrow our phone.

Isn't it funny how we always have a backup plan for when our phone battery dies, but never for when our actual plans fall through?

I don't understand why we have alarm clocks when the snooze button exists to sabotage them.