I always find it funny how we pretend to be busy when the phone rings, even though we were just sitting around doing nothing.

It's amusing how we can spend so much time picking out the perfect filter for our photos, but can't decide what to have for dinner.

Why is it that we always seem to run into someone we know at the grocery store when we look our worst?

I find it hilarious how we have a closet full of clothes, yet still claim to have nothing to wear.

It's funny how we are willing to drive across town to save a few cents on gas, but won't walk a few extra steps to recycle our plastic bottles.

I can't help but laugh when someone is typing on a computer keyboard and hits the wrong key, causing a string of gibberish to appear on the screen.

Why do we feel the need to check our phone for notifications every few minutes, even though we know deep down there won't be any?

I've noticed that we always seem to spill something on ourselves when we're wearing white clothes, as if it's a magnet for stains.

I can't help but laugh when someone is using a calculator and presses the wrong button, leading to a long string of errors.

I've noticed that whenever there is a 'Wet Paint' sign, people just have to touch it to see if it's really wet.

Why is it that we can never find a pen until we're on an important phone call?

Have you ever noticed how the quickest way to get your child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable?

Why is it that the person in front of you always picks the slowest line at the grocery store?

Isn't it funny how we spend 20 minutes looking for the perfect movie to watch on Netflix, only to end up watching the same show we've seen a hundred times?

Why do we think a workout will cancel out a day of binge-eating junk food?

Do you ever realize you have to go to the bathroom right after you've already crawled into bed?

Isn't it strange how we never realize how much we rely on our phone's calculator until the battery dies?

Do you ever notice how eating a salad feels healthy until you add a mountain of dressing?

Isn't it funny how a 10-minute power nap always ends up being 3 hours?

Have you ever realized that 'studying' is just 'student' and 'dying' put together?

Isn't it odd how we say 'time flies' when time actually seems to drag on at certain points?