Why do we press harder on the remote control when the show isn't loading, even though we know it won't help?

Have you ever noticed that the word 'queue' looks like a line of people waiting?

Why do we use the term 'sleep like a baby' when babies wake up every few hours?

Isn't it funny how 'fun size' candy is never actually more fun?

Why do we say 'easy as pie' when baking a pie is actually quite complex?

Isn't it strange how we use 'hot as hell' to describe extreme heat when hell is often depicted as fiery and unbearable?

Why do we call it 'fast food' when waiting in the drive-thru takes so long?

Why do we say ‘time to hit the hay’ when we’re actually going to sleep on it?

Do you ever notice how ‘abbreviated’ is such a long word?

Have you ever noticed that ‘funeral’ has the word ‘fun’ in it?

Why do we call it a ‘hot water heater’ when the water doesn’t need heating if it’s already hot?

Do you ever notice how ‘quiet’ is only spelled with one letter that actually makes a sound?

Why is it that we have 'fast food' restaurants but end up waiting so long in the drive-thru?

I always wonder why 'sleeping like a baby' means waking up every few hours crying.

It's strange how we say 'new and improved' - how can something be new if it's just an improved version of the old?

I don't understand why we have a 'quick start guide' for things that are never quick to start.

Why do we say 'time flies' when in reality it feels like time crawls sometimes?

I find it funny how we call them 'fun runs' when running is anything but fun.

Isn't it interesting how we have 'jumbo shrimp' when those two words contradict each other?

Do you ever notice how 'beef' is the root of both 'beefsteak' and 'cowhide'?

I wonder if the 'snooze' button was invented by a parent trying to get their kid ready for school.