Why do we say 'time to hit the hay' when most people sleep on a mattress?

Have you ever noticed that the person who snores always falls asleep first?

Why is it that the line at the grocery store moves slower when you're in a hurry?

Have you ever noticed how the person in front of you always picks the slowest line at the traffic light?

Isn't it strange how our favorite shirt always goes missing right before a big event?

Have you ever realized how our phone always dies right when we need it the most?

Isn't it funny how we always remember the embarrassing moments from years ago, but forget what we had for breakfast this morning?

Isn't it odd how 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

Have you ever noticed that you can't hum while holding your nose?

Why do we say something is 'out of whack' when we mean it's broken, yet when it's fixed we say it's 'back in order'?

Isn't it strange that we have a 'showdown' to see who can show off better?

Why do we call it 'fast food' when we always end up waiting?

Isn't it funny how 'sleep' and 'slip' sound so similar, yet have such different meanings?

Why do we call it 'taking a dump' when we're really leaving something behind?

Isn't it interesting how a 'fat chance' and a 'slim chance' mean the same thing?

Why do we say a 'pair of pants' when there is only one?

Isn't it weird that in school, we're taught that making mistakes is bad, but then we're told to learn from our mistakes?

Why do we call it a 'hamburger' if it's made out of beef, not ham?

Why is it that your alarm clock goes off by coming on?

Isn't it strange that we cook bacon and bake cookies?

Have you ever realized that 'fun-sized' candy bars are actually just smaller and less fun?