It's hilarious how we all try to avoid stepping on sidewalk cracks like it's a real-life game of 'The Floor is Lava'.

I always find it amusing how we never know what to do with our hands when taking a photo. Do we wave? Give a thumbs up?

Why do we call it 'taking a selfie' when we're clearly the ones in the photo? Shouldn't it be 'giving a selfie'?

I think it's funny how we all pretend to know what we're doing when asked for directions, even though we're lost ourselves.

I hate it when I'm running late and every traffic light is suddenly against me... like they know or something.

I find it hilarious how we always trust the weather app even though it's wrong half the time.

Isn't it funny how we always think our phone is vibrating in our pocket when it's actually not?

It's amusing how the elevator door immediately closes faster when someone is rushing to catch it.

I always pretend to be preoccupied with my phone in public so I don't look awkward just standing there.

Isn't it strange how we can remember lyrics to a song from years ago, but not what we had for breakfast yesterday?

I still haven't figured out why we feel the need to say 'bless you' when someone sneezes. It's a weird societal norm.

I never understood why we have designated lanes for bicycles when they always end up on the sidewalk anyway.

Have you ever noticed that the person who says 'I'll be there in 5 minutes' is usually the one who shows up 30 minutes later?

Why do we always put our keys in the most random places and then spend hours searching for them?

Isn't it funny how we trust our whole body weight on a flimsy piece of plastic called a chair?

Have you noticed that the more expensive the restaurant, the smaller the portions of food they give you?

Why is it that we always wait until we're getting ready to go to bed to remember everything we needed to do that day?

Why do we put 'Happy Birthday' on a cake when most people feel depressed about getting older?

I find it funny how we trust weather forecasts more than we trust our own judgment about the weather outside.

Isn't it ironic how we always try to avoid traffic, but end up creating more traffic by trying to find alternate routes?

Why is it that we can never find the perfect temperature on the thermostat, no matter how many times we adjust it?