I always find it amusing how we trust a tiny strip of glass and plastic (our phones) to wake us up in the morning, yet we still set multiple alarms just in case.

Have you ever noticed how we use our phone's flashlight to search for something we lost, as if suddenly the lost item will be like 'oh, there it is!'?

I've noticed that people who say 'money can't buy happiness' have never seen someone try to buy a puppy.

You know you're getting old when your favorite part of the newspaper is the obituaries.

Isn't it funny how we can remember lyrics to songs we haven't heard in years, but can't remember where we left our keys five minutes ago?

Have you ever noticed that our favorite mug somehow always ends up at the back of the cupboard, like it's playing hide-and-seek with us?

Do you ever feel like your GPS is silently judging you when it says 'Rerouting' for the fourth time in a row?

Why do we always assume our food will be ready in 'just five more minutes', even though we know deep down it'll take much longer?

Why do we pretend to listen to podcasts while multitasking, only to realize we have no idea what they were talking about?

It's funny how we sit through the entire movie credits just to catch a glimpse of the mysterious 'Best Boy' or 'Key Grip'. They sound important.

Why do we always end up choosing the squeakiest shopping cart at the supermarket, announcing our presence to the whole store with each push?

Why is it that the person in front of you in line at the store is always an expert at finding the one item that won't scan?

Isn't it interesting how our 'five-minute' break at work always seems to turn into a 'thirty-minute' break? Time flies when you're avoiding work.

Why do we feel the need to apologize when we walk into a spider web? Like, sorry for destroying your home, Mr. Spider.

If I had a dollar for every time I accidentally waved back at someone who wasn't actually waving at me, I'd be rich.

Isn't it funny how we panic when our phone battery drops below 20%, as if we're about to lose all connection to the world?

I wonder if the dishwasher judges us for how dirty we let the dishes get before finally loading them in.

There's always that awkward moment of uncertainty when someone holds the door open for you, but you're just a bit too far away.

Isn't it weird how we'll spend hours binge-watching a TV show, but can't sit still for more than an hour in a boring meeting?

Why do we act surprised when someone answers 'How are you?' with anything other than 'Good, thanks.'? Like, do we really care?

It's funny how we trust our phones to wake us up every morning, yet we still panic and double-check the alarm before going to bed.