Have you ever noticed how we wave back at someone who isn't actually waving at us? It's like a reflex.

Why do we always apologize when someone else bumps into us? As if it's our fault for standing there.

It's funny how we'll avoid making eye contact with someone we know in public, but have no problem staring at strangers.

I find it amusing how we spend more time searching for a movie to watch than actually watching one.

Do you ever wonder why we say 'excuse me' when sneezing like it's a rare occurrence that caught us by surprise?

Why is it that when someone tells us not to push a button, our first instinct is to push it?

Isn't it ironic how we have a 'running late' outfit that actually takes longer to put on because it's buried at the bottom of the laundry pile?

Have you ever noticed how the phone rings non-stop when you're trying to avoid someone, but as soon as you want to talk to them, it becomes silent?

Why is it that the only time we can find everything in our junk drawer is when we're looking for something else?

Do you ever find it amusing how your hand immediately goes into your pocket when someone asks for a pen, even if you know you don't have one?

Isn't it funny how we all become skilled meteorologists when we're trying to decide whether or not to bring an umbrella?

I always find it amusing how people with the longest checkout line at the grocery store act like they're the only ones in a hurry.

I think it's funny how we pretend to check our fridge multiple times hoping new food will magically appear.

Why do we always feel like detectives when we're trying to find something we misplaced?

Why do we pretend to be on the phone when we see someone we want to avoid in public?

Why do we have a 'To Do' list that keeps getting longer instead of shorter?

I always find it funny how people start running when it rains, as if the rain drops are chasing them.

Isn't it interesting how people say 'I'm on my way' when we all know they're still at home getting ready?

Have you ever noticed how we apologize to inanimate objects like saying 'sorry' when we bump into a chair?

It's ironic how we all check our phones for the time, even though we wear watches.

I wish calories screamed when you burned them so you could hear the fat cry.