Isn't it ironic how we wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, and all our lives for happiness?

Who decided that a 'litter' of puppies was the appropriate term? It sounds messy.

Why is it that as soon as you get comfortable in bed, you suddenly need to pee?

Do you ever stare into the fridge for ages and then just order takeout?

Isn't it strange how we pay to go work out but get paid to go work?

Why is it that we can remember song lyrics from years ago but not why we walked into a room?

I always find it amusing when people say 'I'll sleep when I'm dead' as if being dead is preferable to sleeping.

Do you ever realize you're singing a song in your head and only then realize it's a commercial jingle?

I'm pretty sure the only exercise I get is running out of patience.

I always feel like I have my life together, until I try to fold a fitted sheet.

I wonder if the first person to ever milk a cow did it on accident.

Do you ever think about how sidewalks are just outdoor hallways?

Why is it that we never realize what we have until it's gone, like Wi-Fi or a pencil?

Have you noticed that the best ideas come to you in the shower and not during a meeting?

Does anyone else feel like laundry multiplies when you're not looking?

It's funny how we never truly appreciate things like breathing until we have a stuffy nose.

Don't you find it amusing how people announce they are going on a 'digital detox' by posting about it on social media?

I always chuckle when I see someone trying to push a door that clearly says 'pull'.

I find it funny how people say they need a 'coffee break' when in reality, they just need a coffee to function.

Don't you think it's strange how we have 'singers' who don't actually sing, like doorbells or alarms?

It's interesting how we trust our phone alarms to wake us up, even though half the time we don't hear them in our sleep.