I find it funny how we all agree to start conversations with the question 'How are you?' even though most of the time we don't really want to know the answer.

Why do people say 'heads up' when they really mean 'duck'?

It's interesting how we always check our phones for the time, even though most of us wear watches for that exact purpose.

Why do we call it a 'shortcut' when it usually takes longer than the regular route?

I still don't understand why we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway.

Isn't it funny how the word 'scent' can be spelled with or without the letter 's'?

It's strange how we say 'bless you' when someone sneezes, as if their soul is trying to escape their body.

Have you ever noticed that 'dreamt' is the only English word that ends in 'mt'?

Isn't it weird how we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are running out?

Why do we say we're 'head over heels' in love? Shouldn't we always be head over heels?

Isn't it funny how we call it a 'building' even though it's already built?

It's strange how we say 'I'll sleep on it' when trying to make a decision, as if sleep will magically solve all our problems.

Why do we say 'time to hit the hay' when we’re going to bed? Have people actually hit hay in the past?

Do you ever look at your pets and wonder if they named you in their language?

Why do we say 'grab a bite to eat' as if eating involves any grabbing at all?

I find it amusing how we all become musicians in the shower but never record any of our hits.

I don't understand why we say 'be there or be square.' Last time I checked, squares have four sides, not zero.

Does anyone else find it weird that we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

I realized the other day that 'fun size' candy bars are not so fun when you eat ten of them.

Why do we say 'heads up' when we want someone to look down?

I always find it entertaining how we try to open a packet of ketchup by slapping it multiple times.