What's a politician's favorite outdoor activity? Backpedaling, they're experts at reversing their stances!

Why did the politician bring a thesaurus to the rally? To replace 'scandal' with 'controversy' in their speech!

What do you call a group of politicians skydiving? A free-fall coalition!

Why did the politician become a locksmith? To open all the closed doors of opportunity for their friends!

What's a politician's favorite kind of joke? A budget joke, because they love cutting corners!

How many politicians does it take to build a bridge? None, they'd rather burn bridges with their constituents!

How many politicians does it take to solve a Rubik's cube? None, they'd rather spend their time flipping-flopping on issues!

Why did the politician bring a ruler to the budget meeting? To measure the level of corruption!

Why did the politician enroll in painting classes? To perfect their ability to whitewash scandals!

How can you tell if a politician is lying? Check to see if their Pinocchio nose grows longer!

Why was the politician always carrying a backpack? They were ready to throw anyone under the bus at a moment's notice!

How many politicians does it take to throw a successful party? Just one, as long as there are lobbyists to fund it!

Why did the politician bring a life jacket to the debate? They didn't want to drown in their own lies!

What do you call a group of politicians hiking up a mountain? Evasive maneuvers!

Why did the politician start practicing magic tricks? To distract the public from their failed policies!

What's a politician's favorite game show? Whose Line Is It Anyway?, because they love improvising the truth!

How many politicians does it take to paint a wall? None, they'd rather just sweep their problems under the rug!

Why did the politician bring a magnifying glass to the committee meeting? To find the little loopholes in the legislation!

What's a politician's favorite accessory? Two-faced earrings, perfect for flip-flopping!

Why couldn't the politician win at poker? They kept folding under pressure!

What do you call a politician who loves to recycle? A spin doctor!