Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
Why did the politician bring a parachute to the debate? In case they needed to jump to a new topic.
How did the politician become an expert in international affairs? They watched a lot of foreign films for 'research.'
Why was the politician like a broken pencil? They had no point.
What did the politician say to the corrupt lobbyist? 'I think we need to amend our relationship.'
Why did the politician wear sunglasses during the speech? To hide their shady intentions.
What did the politician have for breakfast? Special interest cereal.
Why did the politician wear a cape to Congress? They wanted to be a 'superdelegate.'
What did the politician say to the door-to-door canvasser? 'I'm not interested in changing my beliefs, thank you.'
What did the politician do when they couldn't decide on a policy? They left it to a poll.
Why was the politician always good at poker? They knew how to bluff their way through debates.
How do politicians communicate in secret? They use 'classified' information.
Why did the politician wear sunglasses during the debate? They wanted to block out the haters.
What do you call a politician who can juggle multiple agendas? A master of spin.
Why did the politician always carry a mirror? They wanted to reflect on their decisions.
How do politicians stay cool under pressure? They have a cabinet full of fans.
Why did the politician visit the bakery? They wanted to butter up the constituents.
Why was the politician always on time? They had a political watch.
How do politicians study for exams? They campaign on the answers.
Why did the politician bring a camera to the legislation meeting? They wanted to capture the moment.
What do you call a politician who loves to take risks? A gamble-elected official.
Why did the politician start a garden? They wanted to grow their political base.