Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
What do you call a politician who is also an artist? A master of political cartoons.
What's a politician's favorite type of tea? Empty promises tea.
Why do politicians make great actors? They can pretend to care.
Why did the politician go to space? To find new ways to dodge questions.
What do you call a group of politicians on vacation? A corrupt retreat.
Why did the politician bring a bucket to the debate? To bail himself out of tough questions.
Why do politicians make terrible chefs? They always burn bridges.
What did the politician say to the small aircraft? Let's keep this on a private plane.
How do you get a politician to stop talking? Turn off the teleprompter.
What do you get when you cross a politician and a lawyer? More lies than you can handle.
Why did the politician bring a deck of cards to the conference? To play the blame game.
Why was the politician so good at basketball? He was an expert at passing the buck.
What do you call a politician who can play the guitar? A strings attached kind of guy.
Why did the politician bring a baseball bat to the hearing? To hit his points out of the park.
Why did the politician's phone go to voicemail? It was busy deleting incriminating messages.
What do you call a politician who's always double-checking their work? Paranoid.
Why did the politician bring a thesaurus to the interview? To make sure every word was politically correct.
What's a politician's favorite animal? The chameleon - always changing colors to fit in.
Why do politicians play football? Because they like to kick the can down the road.
Why was the politician so good at golf? He was an expert at doing a swing and a miss.
What do you call a politician who doesn't keep their word? A promise-breaker.