Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
What do you call a group of politicians at sea? A sink tank.
Why don't politicians make good DJs? They constantly mix up their spin.
Why do politicians make terrible comedians? Their jokes always fall flat on their constituents.
What's a politician's favorite type of humor? Campaign comedy.
Why don't politicians play poker? They can never keep a straight face.
Why did the politician switch to decaf? He was tired of stirring up controversy.
How do politicians stay fit? By running for office.
What do you call a politician who follows the crowd? A lemming in a suit.
Why did the politician bring a thesaurus to the debate? To avoid repeating himself.
How do politicians like their coffee? With a lot of steam and no substance.
Why was the politician always late? He couldn't resist making a grand entrance.
What do you call a politician who sleeps all day? A nap-tician.
How do politicians stay organized? They keep everything in a scandal-proof folder.
What do you get when you cross a politician with a lawyer? Someone who can argue their way out of anything.
Why was the politician a terrible chef? He kept promising to stir things up but never delivered.
Why do politicians make bad magicians? They're always trying to pull a fast one.
Why did the politician become a gardener? He heard politics was a dirty business.
What do you call a politician who's also a baker? A vote pie-son.
Why did the politician bring a mirror to the debate? So he could practice reflecting on his actions.
How does a politician like his coffee? With a strong brew of diplomacy.
What do you get when you cross a politician with a clown? A government that's all fun and games.