Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
What's a politician's favorite fruit? The flip-flop.
Why did the politician bring a thesaurus to the speech? To find fancier ways to say nothing.
How do politicians make a decision? They consult a Magic 8 Ball for plausible deniability.
How do politicians stay warm in the winter? They stand by all the hot air in Congress.
How do politicians keep their hair in place during debates? With a lot of political hairspray.
What do you call a politician who loves to bake? A pie-partisan.
Why did the politician only eat at buffets? He liked having options to flip-flop on.
How do politicians throw a party? They invite lobbyists and call it networking.
How do politicians stay humble? They pretend to listen to the people.
What do you call a politician who likes to draw? A sketchy character.
How do politicians decide where to eat? They pick a restaurant based on polling data.
What do you call a politician who wins an argument? A debater
Why did the politician go to the psychic? To predict the outcome of the next election.
What's a politician's favorite kind of shoes? Flip-flops, so they can change positions easily.
How do politicians communicate in secret? Through 'classified' emails.
Why did the politician become a gardener? He wanted to plant more seeds of doubt.
Why do politicians make bad detectives? They can never solve anything.
Why did the politician become a chef? He loved serving up half-baked ideas.
What do you call a politician with no backbone? A floppy disk.
What's a politician's favorite movie genre? Debatable.
Why did the politician become a gardener? He enjoyed planting seeds of doubt.