Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
What do you call a politician who loves desserts? A confectionary congressman.
Why did the politician go to the therapist? To work on his commitment issues.
What do you call a nervous politician? A pander bear.
Why did the politician bring a hammer to work? To nail down his priorities.
How do politicians communicate in secret? They use subcommittee.
Why did the politician bring a GPS to the election? To navigate through the polls.
What do you call a group of politicians camping? A spin-off.
Why was the politician always well-dressed? He had a closet full of skeletons.
Why did the politician join the basketball team? To practice his double dribbling skills.
How does a politician cool down? With a lot of spin cycles.
Why did the politician become a gardener? He wanted to see his approval ratings bloom.
What do you get when you cross a politician and a DJ? Someone who always knows how to spin things.
Why was the politician always surrounded by lawyers? He couldn't make a move without legal counsel.
Why did the politician go to the circus? He heard they were experts at juggling multiple things at once.
How do you catch a corrupt politician? Set up a sting operation.
Why did the politician refuse anesthesia during surgery? He wanted to remain conscious of the risks.
Why did the politician carry a piece of string to the meeting? To pull strings and get things done.
Why was the politician always calm during crises? He had mastered the art of political science.
Why did the politician bring a plant to the interview? To show his green credentials.
What do you call a politician who doesn't lie? An April Fool's joke.
Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election? He heard the campaign was going to new heights.