What do you call a group of young politicians? The youth in government!

What's a politician's favorite type of humor? Cabinet jokes!

What did the politician say to the voting booth? 'I've cast my spell on you!'

What do you call a politician who knows how to dance? A ballad-ician!

Why did the politician wear sunglasses to the debate? They wanted to keep their policies shady!

What's a politician's favorite dessert? Candi-date pudding!

Why did the politician bring a football to the town hall meeting? They wanted to tackle the tough questions!

What do you call a politician who's lost an election? An ex-candidate-ly!

What's a politician's favorite kind of math? A caucus!

What did the politician say to the podium? 'I podium the way to victory!'

Why did the politician bring a pencil to the debate? They wanted to sketch out their ideas!

What do you get when you cross a politician with a doctor? A leader who knows how to 'prescribe' solutions!

Why did the politician go to the forest? To see if he could 'swing' some votes!

What do you call a politician who's also a plumber? A master of spin pipes!

Why did the politician bring a basketball to the debate? To score some points with voters!

What do you get when you cross a politician with a detective? A leader who knows how to 'investigate' issues!

Why did the politician go to the movie theater? To study different 'political drama' techniques!

Why did the politician bring a megaphone to the rally? To amplify his voice over the opposition!

What do you call a politician who's also a pilot? Captain of the spin cycle!

Why did the politician bring a guitar to the debate? To strum up some support!

What do you get when you cross a politician with a chef? Someone who can cook the books!