Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
Why did the politician bring a plant to the debate? To show they care about grassroots support.
How do politicians like their coffee? With a strong platform.
What's a politician's favorite dessert? Pork barrel cake.
Why don't politicians play hide and seek in the White House? Too many leaks.
Why did the politician become a baker? To make more dough.
What do you call a politician who's great at baseball? A pitch-perfect candidate.
How do politicians solve complex problems? By filiblustering.
Why don't politicians get sunburned? They're always shady.
Why did the politician bring a calculator to the election? To add up all the votes.
Why did the politician win the marathon? They were great at running in circles.
What's a politician's favorite type of tea? Campaign-a-mile.
How do politicians ensure they never lose an argument? They change the topic.
What's a politician's favorite accessory? Spin control.
What did the politician do when they won the lottery? Distributed the winnings equally among their donors.
Why do politicians make terrible chefs? They always cook the books.
What do you call a two-faced politician? A double-crosser.
How do politicians avoid getting tired at work? They take frequent recesses.
What did the politician say to the judge in court? 'I plead the politics.'
Why did the politician bring a calculator to the election? To tally up their promises.
What's a politician's favorite Christmas song? All I Want for Christmas is Polls.
How do politicians communicate underwater? Through sealed envelopes.