Why did the politician go to the doctor? He had a bad case of election fever.

What's a politician's favorite type of exercise? Backpedaling.

What do you call a group of politicians at the beach? A sandbar.

What do you call a politician who's also a musician? A lobbyist.

Why did the politician go to the beach during a storm? He heard there'd be a lot of political waves.

Why did the politician bring a ladder to the rally? He wanted to climb the ranks of power.

Why did the politician go to the doctor? He had a political virus.

What do you call a group of politicians in hot weather? A sweat-ician.

Why did the politician break up with his calculator? It could only divide.

Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election? To help raise the polls.

Why did the politician bring a map to the debate? He wanted to show he had a firm grasp on foreign affairs.

Where do politicians stay during vacations? In their spin cottages.

Why did the politician go to the bank? To see if they'd loan him some votes.

What's a politician's favorite kind of music? Lobby-ing.

Why was the politician always calm during a crisis? He had a cabinet full of solutions.

Why did the politician wear glasses to the rally? To see the bigger picture.

Why did the politician go to art school? He wanted to learn how to paint a rosy picture of the economy.

What do you call a group of politicians at the gym? A legislative session!

Why did the politician get into baking? They wanted to be an expert at 'political dough-making'!

What's a politician's favorite type of cookie? 'Loophole' cookies - they always find a way to sneak something in!

Why was the politician always on time? They had a 'pocket watch' with all the special interest groups' schedules!