What do you call a politician who can't make up his mind? Indecisive officeholder!

Why did the politician bring a GPS to the campaign rally? So he wouldn't veer off message!

What do you call a politician who's also a gardener? A pollinator!

Why did the politician become a baker? He wanted to butter up the voters!

What do you call a dishonest politician in the snow? A flake!

What do you call a politician who loves pasta? A noodle diplomat!

Why did the politician go to the circus? To see how to juggle public opinion!

What do you call a politician who's always fishing for votes? A reel-y ambitious candidate!

Why did the politician become a photographer? He wanted to frame the issues in his favor!

What do you call a politician who only tells jokes? An election comedian!

What do you call a politician who loves to travel? A roam-in-a-tour!

How does a politician clean his house? He sweeps scandals under the rug!

Why did the politician join the band? He wanted to drum up support!

How do politicians communicate in secret? Through gerrymandering whispers!

Why did the politician go to the art gallery? To brush up on his canvasbacks!

What do you call a politician who loves sports? A running mate!

Why did the politician take a music class? He wanted to hit all the right notes in his speeches!

What do you call a group of politicians driving in a car? A gridlock!

What do you call a politician who runs marathons? A running candidate!

Why did the politician bring a map to the debate? He wanted to stay on the 'right' path!

How do politicians cool down during a heatwave? They start filiblizzarding!