Why do politicians make terrible comedians? Because their jokes always end up in a recount!

Why did the politician carry a pen with no ink? To show that actions speak louder than words!

Why did the politician use a ladder to climb the political ladder? Because there's no elevator to success!

What do you call a group of politicians running a marathon? A campaign race!

Why did the politician go to the art gallery? To brush up on his canvas!

How do politicians stay cool during a heatwave? They have a lot of fans!

Why did the politician go to the beach? To ride the political tide!

How do politicians communicate in secret? They use a confidential envelopment!

What do you get when you cross a politician and a chicken? A policy that crosses the road to avoid answering questions!

Why did the politician become a baker? He wanted to make the dough rise!

Why did the politician go to the theater? To see if he could win the best actor award!

How do politicians exercise their minds? They try to think outside the ballot box!

Why did the politician join the baseball team? He heard they were in need of a good pitcher!

What do you call a politician who practices martial arts? A sensei-tor!

Why did the politician bring a calculator to the campaign trail? To crunch the numbers!

How does a politician cool off? They take a poll!

What do you call a group of politicians on a hike? A filibuster!

Why was the politician always calm under pressure? He had a secret stash of political chamomile tea!

Why did the politician visit the farm? To learn how to milk the situation for all it's worth!

How do politicians deal with stress? They pass the buck!

What do you call a sleepwalking politician? A campaign trailblazer!