Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
Why did the politician go to the beach? To bury their head in the sand on controversial issues!
How do politicians stay in shape? By running from their promises!
What do politicians use to style their hair? Campaign gel!
Why did the politician go to the seafood restaurant? To get tips on how to stay afloat in politics!
What do you call a politician who doesn't lie? An April fool!
What's a politician's favorite season? Election season, of course!
Why did the politician go to the doctor? They were feeling a little corrupt.
Why did the politician go to the baseball game? They heard they were throwing out more pitches than Congress!
How does a politician say hello? They wave and smile, then shake your hand and kiss your baby!
Why did the politician go to the gym? To work on their spin skills!
What did the politician say to the birthday cake? I'll have my cake and eat it too, just like my promises!
Did you hear about the politician who went to see a psychic? The psychic told him he would win the election. Turns out, it was just a campaign promise.
I told my wife she should run for political office. She asked me which station.
What do you call a politician who's lost an election? A compulsive campaigner.
Why did the politician go to the chiropractor? He heard they were good at twisting things.
How do politicians greet each other? They wave and lie.
Why did the politician go to the barbershop? He heard they were great at cutting corners.
What do you call someone who steals political yard signs? A sign stealer.
How do politicians party? They have a ball-o-tician!
Why did the politician bring a flashlight to his speech? He wanted to shed some light on the issues.
Why did the politician join the orchestra? He heard they were good at fiddling.