What did the politician say to the bee? Stop buzzing around, I'm the one in power!

How do politicians exercise? By dodging questions!

Why was the politician afraid of the calendar? They heard election day was marked on it!

What do you call a sleeping politician? A lobbyist!

Why was the politician so good at baseball? They knew how to throw a curveball in the debates!

What do you get when you cross a politician and a pantry? A cabinet reshuffle!

How do politicians communicate in secret? Through gerrymandering signals!

Why don't politicians like to go swimming? They can't handle diving into the deep end of policies!

What do you call a politician with good memory? An endangered species!

Why did the politician bring a map to the rally? To navigate through the lies!

What do you call a politician who tells the truth? An anomaly!

Why did the politician go to space? To find some alien votes!

Why did the politician go to the bank? To get some interest in their campaign!

How do politicians cool down? They stand in front of a fan and talk about hot air!

Why did the politician go to the doctor? To get a campaign check up!

What do you call a politician who is also a musician? A pollster!

Why did the politician go to the bank? To see how his investments were doing!

What do you call a politician who's afraid of spiders? A cobweb-avoider!

How does a politician do math? They govern-ate!

Why did the politician go to the comedy club? To work on their 'spin' jokes!

How do politicians exercise? They run for office!