Why did the politician bring a map to the debate? To navigate 'political waters'.

How do politicians stay in shape? They exercise their 'political muscles'.

Why couldn't the politician play hide and seek? Because good luck 'hiding' from their promises.

What do you call a politician who's also an artist? A 're-painter'.

Why did the politician bring a shovel to the speech? To dig himself out of a 'political hole'.

Why did the politician bring a dictionary to the meeting? To 'define' his policies.

How do politicians stay cool under pressure? They have 'ice-cold debates'.

What's a politician's favorite type of movie? A 'mockumentary'.

Why did the politician become a gardener? He wanted to grow 'political roots'.

How do politicians greet each other? With 'politic-hands'.

What's a politician's favorite type of cookie? Diplomacy.

Why did the politician go to the bank? To check his 'political balance'.

What do you call a politician's favorite dance move? The 'flip-flop'.

Why did the politician cross the road? To filibuster on the other side!

Why was the politician always calm during speeches? They had a lot of poise in their pocket!

What's a politician's favorite fruit? Spin-a-ch!

Why did the politician open a bakery? To make more dough!

How do politicians handle rejection? They just pass the buck!

What did the politician say to the conspiracy theorist? That's just a politicized idea!

Why did the politician become an auctioneer? They had a talent for raising funds!

Why did the politician go to the pet store? To adopt a bipartisan puppy!