What do you call a group of politicians stuck on a desert island? A good start!

Why did the politician go to see the dentist? They needed help covering up all the gaps in their promises!

What's a politician's favorite movie genre? Fabrication!

What do you get when you cross a politician and a snake? A double-talker!

Why do politicians make terrible comedians? They can't deliver a punchline without flip-flopping!

Why did the politician bring a thesaurus to the speech? To find more alternative facts!

What do you call a politician who plays guitar? A strumming politician!

Why did the politician join the orchestra? To conduct themselves better in a crisis!

Why did the politician go to the circus? To learn some balancing acts for their political career!

What do you call a politician in a helicopter? A chopper-ative leader!

Why did the politician become a comedian? To better handle all the political jokes!

What do you call a politician who loves spicy food? A hot-topic advocate!

Why did the politician go to the art gallery? To brush up on their policy portrait!

Why did the politician bring a suit of armor to the rally? To defend their position!

What do you call a politician at the beach? A sand-paigner!

Why did the politician go to the tailor? To sew up any loose ends in their campaign!

Why did the politician switch to eating organic food? To go green in more ways than one!

What's the difference between a politician and a snail? One leaves a trail of slime, and the other leaves a trail of broken promises!

How do politicians stay in shape? They exercise their right to filibuster.

How do politicians greet each other? With a wave and a spin.

Why did the politician bring a map to the speech? To stay on the right path!