Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
What did the politician say to the campaign manager? 'I need a raise in poll numbers!'
How do politicians communicate underwater? Through deep-sea-crets.
What do you call a politician who practices witchcraft? A spell-itician.
Why did the politician become a blackjack dealer? Because they wanted to hit 21% approval rating.
Why did the politician become an artist? To paint a rosy picture of the economy.
How do politicians apologize? With a carefully crafted non-apology apology.
Did you hear about the politician who became a stand-up comedian? They killed at the polls!
Why did the politician run for office? They heard it was a great way to raise their political stance.
What do you call a politician's favorite TV show? House of Representatives.
Why did the politician join the band? To drum up support for their campaign!
Why did the politician bring a map to the debate? To show where the loopholes are!
What do you call a group of politicians stuck in an elevator? A broken promise!
Why was the politician always calm during speeches? He had mastered the art of political zen!
What do you get when you cross a politician with a computer? A lack of transparency!
Why did the politician always carry a mirror? To reflect on his own policies!
How does a politician measure success? By the size of their campaign signs!
What did the politician do at the bakery? Tried to butter up the voters!
Why did the politician bring a deck of cards to the speeches? To play the political hand they were dealt!
What do you call a politician with good memory? An anomaly!
Why did the politician switch careers to become a chef? To stir up controversy in the kitchen!
How does a politician stay in shape? Jumping to conclusions and dodging questions!