Why did the politician switch to decaf? He didn't want to be overly stimulated for speeches.

I asked a politician for their opinion on climate change. They said it was a hot topic.

What do you call a fish who runs for government office? A ruler.

I told a joke about the government, but it didn't get any votes.

Why did the politician start a garden? He wanted to see some bipartisan ship.

What do politicians use to keep their pants up? Legislation.

I tried to come up with a joke about government bureaucracy, but it got lost in the red tape.

I asked a politician for their thoughts on healthcare. They said it was a taxing subject.

What do you call a politician who's also a magician? A politrickster.

Why did the politician bring a microphone to the election? He wanted to amplify his message.

I tried to make a joke about the government shutdown, but nobody was in the mood.

Why did the politician go to the doctor? Because he had a bad case of the legislative blues.

Why did the politician go to the art gallery? To brush up on their political portrait!

What do you call a politician who loves math? A prime minister!

Why did the politician bring a dictionary to the rally? To define their policies!

What's a politician's favorite type of bread? White-collar!

How do politicians communicate in secret? Through gerrymandering!

Why did the politician run a marathon? To practice their filibustering skills!

What do you get when you cross a politician and a rock star? A policy rock!

Why was the politician a bad gardener? They couldn't handle the political weeds!

What's a politician's favorite board game? Monopolitics!