Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
What do you call a politician who tells the truth? An endangered species.
Why did the politician use a broken pencil? Because it had no point.
Why did the politician bring a deck of cards to the debate? In case he needed to play the race card.
How does a politician stop a door from squeaking? He oils it with campaign promises.
Why did the politician go on a diet? To slim down his platform.
What do you call a politician who's good at telling jokes? A stand-up citizen.
Why was the politician always confident in debates? He had mastered the art of political science.
Why did the politician go to the football game? To practice his passing skills.
How do politicians communicate in secret? They use filibusters.
Why did the politician go to the farmer's market? To branch out from his usual corny speeches.
What do you call a politician who loves to dance? A flip-flopper.
Why was the politician always calm during storms? He was used to weathering political turbulence.
Why don't politicians play hide and seek? They can never hide their true intentions.
Why was the politician asked to leave the picnic? Because he was monopolizing the hotdog stand.
Why did the politician become a gardener? He wanted to see some real grassroots growth.
Did you hear about the politician who was allergic to debates? He would always break out in spin.
How do politicians communicate underwater? Through deep-state transmissions.
Why did the politician become a chef? He loved to cook up scandals.
What did one politician say to the other at the costume party? 'Nice disguise, but we all know you're still not telling the truth.'
Why did the politician join the orchestra? He wanted to conduct policy changes.
What do you call a group of politicians on a roller coaster? A spin cycle.