Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
Why did the politician bring a mirror to the debate? To practice his reflective responses.
Why don't politicians skydive? They're afraid of falling poll numbers.
What do you call a politician who loves technology? A cyberpolitician.
Why did the politician go to the race track? To pick the winning slogan.
How do politicians stay warm in cold weather? They gather around a burning platform.
What do you call a politician who can't tell a lie? Retired.
Why did the politician go to the library? To check out some spin tactics.
How do politicians communicate in secret? Through encrypted campaign ads.
What's a politician's favorite type of exercise? Jumping to conclusions.
Why did the politician bring a plant to the debate? To show his 'green' initiatives.
Why don't politicians make good comedians? Because they can't handle the punchlines.
Why did the politician go to the pet store? To learn how to dodge questions like a slippery eel.
What do you call a politician who can't make up his mind? A flip-flopping flubber.
Why did the politician go to the library? To check out books on how to dodge tough questions.
What do you get when you cross a politician with a chef? A master at cooking up excuses.
Why did the politician bring a magic wand to the debate? To make the audience disappear when things get tough.
Why do politicians make terrible DJs? They can't stop spinning the truth.
What do you call a politician who is always late? A delay-egate.
Why did the politician bring a mirror to the debate? To reflect on his past promises.
What's a politician's favorite type of cookie? Flip-flops.
What do you call a politician with a broken guitar? A broken chord-ate.