Why did the politician install a new fence around their house? They wanted to reinforce their border security!

What's a politician's favorite type of math? Divide and conquer!

Why did the politician bring a map to the debate? They heard they needed to navigate their way out of tough questions!

How does a politician cool down? By creating more hot air!

What's a politician's favorite fruit? Flip-flop-a-mango!

Why did the politician bring a shovel to Congress? To dig themselves out of a hole!

What do you get when you cross a politician with a computer? A leader who can't make up their bytes!

Why did the politician get kicked out of the art gallery? They couldn't stop framing the exhibits!

How do politicians greet each other? With a politically correct handshake!

Why did the politician bring a pencil to the debate? To draw their own conclusions!

What's a politician's favorite type of math? Dividing and conquering!

Why did the politician go to the doctor? Because they had a lot of trouble passing bills!

What do you get when you cross a politician and a circus clown? Someone who's sure to make a joke out of democracy!

How does a politician cool down? By standing in the shade of their own promises!

Why did the politician bring a map to the debate? They wanted to navigate around tough questions!

Why did the politician start using a calendar? To schedule more flip-flopping appointments.

What do you get when you cross a politician and a lawyer? A double-talking, fine-print-reading nightmare.

Why are politicians like spiderwebs? They both weave intricate traps to catch their prey.

Why don't politicians like to play hide and seek in the forest? Because too many trees can obstruct their agenda.

What do you call a politician who practices judo? A flip-flopping master.

Why did the politician go to the gym? To work on their campaign promises.