What do you call a politician who's good at math? A Poly-nomial!

Why did the politician bring a pencil to the war? To draw a line in the sand!

Why are politicians good at gardening? Because they know how to plant rumors!

How does a politician cool down? By throwing shade!

Why did the politician go to the bank? To check their balance in votes!

How do you know if a politician is tech-savvy? They excel at spreadsheets!

Why did the politician get lost in the forest? They couldn't see the bribe for the trees!

Why did the politician bring a mirror to the debate? So they could practice their reflection!

What do you call a politician with good manners? A rare commodity!

Why did the politician break up with their calculator? It could only divide and conquer!

Why did the politician bring sunscreen to the rally? They heard the polls were scorching hot!

What's a politician's favorite board game? Monotony-opoly!

What do you get when you cross a politician and a clown? A serious joke!

Why was the politician always calm under pressure? They had a backup plan for every scandal!

How do you stop a politician from stealing? Hide their campaign funds in a tax return!

What do you call a group of politicians on a cruise? A sinking cabinet!

Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election? They heard the polls were high!

Why did the politician bring a map to the government building? They wanted to navigate their way through corruption!

What do you get when you cross a politician and a snake? An unethical reptile!

Why did the politician sit on the clock? To be a part of the hands of government!

What's a politician's favorite game? Spin the truth!