Why did the politician bring a pencil to the debate? To erase the competition!

What do you get when you cross a politician with a computer? A screen saver!

Why did the politician go to the circus? To see the balancing act of the budget!

What do you call a group of politicians stuck in an elevator? A legislative session!

Why was the politician good at baseball? He knew how to pitch promises!

What do you call it when a politician walks into a bar? A campaign trail!

Why did the politician study gardening? To learn how to plant ideas in people's minds!

What's a politician's favorite part of a joke? The punchline!

Why did the politician bring a map to the interview? To navigate around the tough questions!

What do you get when you cross a politician with a comedian? The government!

Why was the politician a good dancer? He knew how to two-step around the issues!

Why did the politician become a chef? To cook up some policies!

What do you call a politician on a bicycle? A spin doctor!

Why did the politician go to the doctor? To get a prescription for more filibusters!

Why did the politician go to the bank? To exchange promises for votes!

What do you get when you cross a politician and a rock? A hard place!

How do politicians greet each other? 'Corruption and good morning!'

What do you call it when a politician tells the truth? A miracle!

What's a politician's favorite type of cookie? Lobbyist Thins!

Why did the politician go to the hardware store? To build bridges with the community!

What's a politician's favorite type of road? The campaign trail!