Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
Why don't politicians like gardening? They're afraid of getting dirt on their political careers.
Did you hear about the politician who went to the art museum? He was looking for some impressionable voters.
What do you call a politician on a trampoline? A flip-flopper in action.
Why did the politician bring a camera to the debate? To capture the moments they try to spin later.
What's a politician's favorite type of music? Jazz, because they love improvisation.
How do politicians like their coffee? With a little bit of lobbyist cream.
How do politicians communicate in space? They use astro-politics.
Why did the politician bring a suitcase to the debate? He wanted to pack his political punches.
What's a politician's favorite sandwich? A filibuster.
Why did the politician bring a book to the protest? He wanted to sound well-read in his political arguments.
Why did the politician go to the bank? To get a little bit of change.
How do politicians stay cool during debates? They have a lot of fans.
Why did the politician go to the doctor? He was feeling a little campaign fatigue.
What do you get when you cross a politician with a scientist? A lab experiment with questionable ethics.
Why did the politician bring a deck of cards to the vote? To play the political hand they were dealt.
How do politicians communicate with each other in the dark? Through political connections.
What did the politician say to the crooked bridge? 'I can relate to your political stance.'
Why did the politician fisherman bring a net to Congress? To catch some bipartisan support.
How do politicians stay warm on a cold day? They gather around the hot air coming from the Capitol building.
Why was the politician parked in a no-parking zone? They wanted to demonstrate their ability to bend the rules.
Why was the politician always calm during speeches? They had excellent political composure.