I used to be a baker before it became trendy. I'd rise to the occasion.

I visited a bakery, but I couldn't make enough dough to buy everything I wanted.

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? It was overbooked!

I used to be a gardener, but I couldn't find the root of my happiness.

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest in the money business.

Why did the horse turn down a movie role? It didn't want to be saddled with work.

I used to be a tailor, but I just couldn't seem to sew it together.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his farming efforts.

I'm in a long-distance relationship with a map, it's been a rocky road.

Why did the clock get arrested? It was charged with battery.

I used to be a baker, but my career was crumbly at best.

I told a joke about construction, but it still didn't nail the punchline.

Why did the math book look worried? Because it had square roots of problems.

I tried to tell a joke in a crowded room, but it fell flat because of the gravity.

Why did the mathematician break up with his calculator? Because it couldn't count on him.

I told my neighbor I needed a cup of sugar, but she gave me a teaspoon of sass instead.

I'm currently writing a book about glue, it's sure to stick with you.

I asked my math teacher for help with a problem, but she just multiplied my confusion.

I used to be an electrician, but it was shocking how quickly I got burnt out.

Why did the math student become a baker? Because he loved pi so much.

I tried to write a joke about architects, but it just didn't have the right structure.