I'm friends with a math teacher. Our friendship is the sum of all parts.

I'm friends with a scientist. Our friendship is out of this world.

I used to be a magician, but I couldn't pull off the disappearing act.

I'm friends with a pilot. Our friendship is flying high in the sky.

I used to be a carpenter, but I couldn't nail down my plans.

I'm friends with a comedian. Our friendship always leaves me in stitches.

I used to be a fisherman, but I couldn't tackle the big catches.

I'm friends with a geologist. Our friendship is rock solid.

I'm friends with a gymnast. Our friendship is flipping awesome.

I used to be an electrician, but I couldn't resist the shock of the job.

I'm friends with a tailor. Our friendship is sewn together with threads of trust.

I'm friends with a musician. Our friendship is the key to harmony.

I'm friends with a chef. Our friendship is the spice of life.

I'm friends with a dentist. Our friendship is the tooth of the matter.

I'm friends with a locksmith. Our friendship is key to my happiness.

I'm trying to start a comedy band, but we can't find a good drummer.

I tried to build a computer out of pasta, but it kept running out of memory.

I'm writing a novel about a horse, it's a tale of two cities.

I'm trying to start a firewood business, but it's hard to get things burning.

I'm writing a book on reverse psychology, but nobody will buy it.

I'm friends with a photographer, our friendship is picture-perfect.