I'm friends with a mirror, our friendship reflects well.

I'm friends with a pillow, our friendship is always comforting.

I'm friends with a clock, our friendship is timeless.

I'm friends with a clock, our friendship ticks all the boxes.

I'm friends with a chemist, our friendship is all about the bond.

I'm friends with a fork, our friendship is quite eating-edge.

I'm friends with a taco, our friendship is nacho-average.

I used to be a wrestler, but I couldn't handle the pressure.

I'm friends with a map, our friendship goes the distance.

I'm friends with a calendar, our friendship has a lot of dates.

I tried to write a joke about paper, but it was a tear-jerker.

I'm friends with a chair, our friendship always has my back.

I'm friends with a tree, our friendship is really branching out.

I'm friends with a light bulb, our friendship is always illuminating.

I used to be a banker, but I couldn't cash in.

I'm friends with a shoe, our friendship is a perfect fit.

I used to be a gardener, but I couldn't handle the seeds.

I'm friends with a ghost, our friendship is haunting.

I'm friends with a watchmaker, our friendship stands the test of time.

I'm friends with a math teacher, our friendship just adds up.

I'm friends with a astronomer, our friendship is out of this world.