The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran.

I'm friends with a clock, but it always ticks me off.

Why was the math book always frowning? It couldn't find the right solution.

I'm friends with a window, but it always shows me new perspectives.

Why did the math book get a promotion? It was always good at adding value.

Why did the math book look puzzled? It couldn't figure out why it had so many problems.

I'm friends with a mirror, but it always reflects well on me.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful chef? He had outstanding taste.

Why did the math book go on a diet? It needed to subtract some problems.

I'm friends with a calculator, but it always multiplies our fun.

Why did the scarecrow win the comedy show? Because he was outstanding in his punchlines.

Why did the math book blush? It couldn't solve its love problems.

I'm friends with a tree, but it always leaves me.

I told my friend a joke about construction, but it went over like a ton of bricks.

I'm friends with a calendar, but it always dates me for gatherings.

Why did the scarecrow become a famous artist? He was outstanding at drawing attention.

I'm friends with a calculator, but it always adds up.

Why did the farmer get an award? Because she was outstanding in her field of work.

I'm friends with a chair, but it always supports me.