Why did the salad break up with the fridge? It just couldn't chill!

Why did the tailor break up with his sewing machine? It was always bobbin' around!

Why did the man propose to the pencil? He couldn't resist its lead!

Why did the pencil break up with the eraser? It felt too erased!

Why did the computer's relationship with the internet fail? Too many pop-ups!

Why did the fish break up with the ocean? It just needed some space!

Why did the man break up with his TV? It kept giving him the remote shoulder!

Why do skunks love Valentine's Day? They are scent-imental creatures!

Why did the geologist break up with the biologist? They had a rocky relationship!

Why did the woman break up with the movie theater? It was too reel to handle!

Why did the cheetah break up with her husband? He was always lion!

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps!

Why did the date break up with the fig? Because it wasn't his type!

What did the cubes of ice do on a date? They just chilled!

Why did the musician break up with his metronome? It couldn't keep up with his rhythm!

What did the painter say to her boyfriend? 'I love you with all my art!'

Why did the Valentine card get a rejection letter? It wasn't his type!

Why did the janitor break up with the mop? It was too draining!

Why did the apple break up with the orange? It couldn't deal with the citrus!

Why did the avocado break up with the guacamole? It wanted some space!

How do you know if your partner is a keeper? When they're a goalie!