What did the toaster say to the bread? You're on a roll!

Why did the woman break up with the dictionary? She just couldn't spell out her feelings!

What did the tea bag say to the hot water? You make me steep!

What did one plate say to the other plate? Stop copying me!

Why did the woman break up with the math teacher? He kept dividing their time together!

What did the ATM say to the money? I've got you covered!

Why did the man break up with the credit card? It was always maxing out!

What did the earth say to the moon? You're my rock!

What did the hair dryer say to the straightener? You're hot!

Why did the woman break up with the earthquake? She couldn't handle the shaky ground!

What did the bed say to the blanket? You've got me covered!

Why did the man break up with the ocean? It was too salty!

What did the plant say to the sun? I'm rooting for you!

Why did the woman break up with the baker? He didn't roll with her plans!

Why did the man break up with the air conditioner? It kept blowing hot and cold!

Why did the man propose to the calendar? He wanted to make a date!

Why don't books trust bookmarks? Because they always seem to fold under pressure!

Why did the woman break up with the banker? He was always checking out other accounts!

Why did the man break up with his blender? It wasn't mixing well with his lifestyle!

Why did the woman break up with the alien? He was always spaced out!

What did the chair say to the table? You rock my world!