Why did the man bring a ladder to his girlfriend's apartment? He wanted to take their relationship to new heights.

What did the grape say to the raisin? 'You're looking a little wrinkled, could you use a date?'

Why did the coffee date go so well? They had a latte in common.

What do you call a messy breakup between fruit? A kiwi split.

Why did the bread and butter break up? They just couldn't spread their love anymore.

Why did the comedian date a baker? He kneaded someone who would always rise to the occasion.

What do you call two birds in love in Antarctica? Icedove birds.

Why did the computer break up with the printer? It was tired of the paper jams.

Why did the smartphone break up with the tablet? They just couldn't connect.

What do you call an engagement ring in a bowl of soup? A 'carrot' ring.

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they can't find a good 'hive' stylist.

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day? 'We're the perfect match.'

Why did the scarecrow propose to the farmer? He was outstanding in his field.

Why did the couple go to therapy? They needed to address their attachment issues.

Why was the calendar upset? It had too many dates.

Why did the man break up with his calendar? He wanted to be more spontaneous.

Why did the tomato turn down the potato? It wasn't his type.

Why did the pair of socks go to couples therapy? They needed to work on their sole connection.

Why do scientists enjoy dating rocks? They find them very grounding.

Why did the archaeologist break up with his girlfriend? She was too prehistoric for him.

What did the grape say to the raisin? Stop wining!