Why did the couple go to the gym? Because they wanted a relationship that had some weight to it.

What did the belt say to the pants? Together, we hold everything up.

Why did the grape stop dating the banana? It was tired of the bunch.

What did the light bulb say to the lamp? You brighten my day.

What did the clock say to the watch? Hands off my business.

Why did the fruit basket break up with the bread basket? It felt too crusty.

Why did the penguin ask the other penguin out? It wanted to break the ice.

What did the candle say to the match? I'm burning for you.

Why did the coffee cup fall in love with the teapot? It found it steamy.

What did the ice cream say to the cone? You make me melt.

Why did the flashlight break up with the battery? It felt drained.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Let's sea each other more often.

What did the paint say to the brush? I'm drawn to you.

Why did the math book flirt with the history book? It wanted to calculate their chemistry.

Why did the pillow break up with the blanket? It couldn't handle the cuddling.

What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me, baby.

Why did the baker go on a date with the baker? They were a perfect match.

Why did the computer break up with the keyboard? It felt like it wasn't getting the right type of keys.

What did the fire say to the candle? You light up my world.

Why did the tree go on a date with the flower? It wanted to branch out.

What did the salt say to the pepper? I find you very a-peeling.