Why did the girl bring a book to the party? She wanted to check out the love story.

Why did the man bring a ladder to his girlfriend's house? Because he heard she likes high maintenance relationships.

What do you call a snowman in love? Frost-bitten!

Why was the math book so sad in its relationship? It couldn't find a prime mate.

Why was the belt arrested? For holding up pants in a committed relationship.

What did the grape say to the raisin? Stop whining, we're all dried up.

Why don't scientists trust geology? They take their relationships for granite.

What did the tree say to the wind? You really leave me blowing in the breeze.

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of the same old ride.

What do you call a bear without a date to the dance? Forever a lone bear.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed? So he could draw the curtains.

My wife told me I need to be more in touch with my feminine side. So I crashed the car.

I asked my wife to let me know when she reached the beach. She said it’s impossible because the waves keep changing!

Why do tennis players make bad partners? Because they always have love on their minds!

My girlfriend tried to make me have more fun. She bought a telescope, but it didn’t skyrocket our relationship!

My husband is like fine wine. He gets better with age. The longer I'm married, the older he gets.

My wife asked me if I could do her a favor and help her with the garden. I told her I’m a man, not a landscaper.

Dear algebra, stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back.

Why did the math book fall in love with the history book? They had so much in common, they were a perfect match.

Why did the man buy a donkey for his girlfriend? He wanted to show her he was a stable partner.

What did the French fry say to the hamburger? You make me melt.