Why did the chef date a baker? They were a perfect match.

Why did the couple go to the seafood restaurant? They were looking to 'catch' a good meal.

What did the painter say to his partner? I really love being in our 'relationship'.

Why did the music teacher marry the golfer? They had great 'harmony'.

Why did the tomato refuse to go on a date? It couldn't 'ketchup' with anyone.

How did the computer repairman propose? He got down on one 'Ctrl' key and asked for her 'enter' key.

What did the girlfriend computer say to her boyfriend computer? You've stolen my 'heart' processor.

Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend? She didn't have enough 'body' to their relationship.

What do you call two birds in love who are always together? Tweet-tweethearts.

Why did the doctor fall in love with the chef? He wanted someone to 'spice' up his life.

Why was the football coach always dating the clock? He had a 'thing' for 'extra time'.

What did the biologist say to their partner? Our love is like a 'cell' - always growing.

Why did the tree date the bush? They found they had roots in common.

Why did the basketball player break up with the referee? He was tired of all the 'fouls' in their relationship.

What did the ocean say to the shoreline? Let's have a 'wave' of a good time together.

Why did the astronaut break up with the alien? He needed 'space' in the relationship.

Why did the bicycle break up with the skateboard? They just couldn't find the right 'balance'.

What did the paper say to the pencil? You're the 'write' one for me.

Why did the man propose to the calendar? He knew they were meant to be together forever.

Why did the math teacher break up with the psychologist? They couldn't solve their problems together.

Why did the calendar dump his girlfriend? He felt like she was just days away from breaking up with him.