Why did the couple decide to elope? They wanted to run away together.

Why did the gardener and the florist break up? They couldn't see eye to stem.

My girlfriend told me she wanted to watch a horror movie together. So I turned on the wedding video.

Why did the ghost break up with his girlfriend? He couldn't handle her booing him all the time.

I told my wife she should try horseback riding to spice up our relationship. Now she's dating a jockey.

Why did the woman break up with the grape? Because it was always wine-ing.

I told my husband he should do more yoga for flexibility. Now he's bending over backwards to avoid me.

I asked my wife if she could clear the dining table. She went right ahead and cleared it off.

Why did the couple go to the therapist? Their relationship was at a crossroad.

I used to date a train conductor, but he kept getting derailed.

I told my wife she should try skydiving for thrills. Now she's free falling into a new relationship.

Why don't we ever hear jokes about the fourth wall? Because relationships are serious business.

I asked my boyfriend if we could try a long-distance relationship. He moved to a different timeline.

Why did the man bring a stopwatch to his date? He wanted to make sure they had a good time together.

Why did the man propose to the candle? Because he knew it would always be a bright idea.

I asked my wife if I was her first love. She said, 'No, but I plan on making you my last.'

Why did the grape break up with the raisin? It was tired of being in a dried-up relationship.

Why did the music teacher marry the janitor? They had a very clean relationship.

I overheard my pillow and blanket arguing. I guess their relationship is going through a rough patch.

I told my girlfriend she should do yoga to improve our relationship. Now she's more flexible with our plans.

My boyfriend called me a control freak. I haven't decided whether to leave him or not.