Why did the man propose to the calendar? He couldn't wait to set a date!

Why did the couple decide to break up during a baseball game? They realized they were not on the same team.

Why did the scarecrow break up with the farmer? He was outstanding in his field but she needed someone corny!

What did the ocean say to the beach? Thanks for all the little hugs!

Why do bees have such messy love lives? They keep getting caught up in sticky situations!

Why did the skeleton go on a date alone? Because he didn't have the guts to ask anyone out!

Why did the man break up with his vacuum cleaner? It was just collecting dust!

Why did the man propose to the mountain? He wanted a peak in his life!

Why did the girl bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the DJ was dropping the beats!

Why did the man propose to the cheese? He wanted to make it official!

Did you hear about the two antennae who got married? The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!

What did the man say to his wife before leaving for work? I'll be back in a relationship!

Why was the math book so good at relationships? It knew all the angles!

What does a cloud wear on his wedding day? Thunderwear!

Why don't scientists trust atoms when they're in relationships? Because they make up everything!

Why did the phone break up with the toaster? It kept popping up too many toast messages!

Why was the belt arrested for committing relationship crimes? It was holding up too many pants!

Why did the scarecrow win the award for the best relationship advice? He was outstanding in his field!

What did the grape say to the banana on Valentine's Day? You're so appealing!

Why did the pan break up with the lid? It needed to cook up some independence!

Why did the sunglasses break up with the case? It needed to shade itself from the relationship!