What did the sweater say to the scarf? I'm wrapped up in you!

Why did the scientist break up with the math equation? It just didn't add up!

What did the envelope say to the stamp? 'Help me stick to you.'

Why did the romantic astronaut break up with the alien? They were from different worlds.

What did the window say to the door? 'You crack me up.'

What do you call a snowman in love? A frost-beau.

Why did the tailor break up with the seamstress? It was a patchy relationship.

What did the blanket say to the pillow? 'I've always got your back.'

Why did the artist break up with the musician? They couldn't find their perfect rhythm.

What do you call a relationship between two jars? A lid on love.

What did the guitar say to the musician? 'You pluck my heartstrings.'

Why did the cell phone break up with the charger? It needed some time to recharge.

Why did the scarecrow break up with the tornado? It was tired of being blown away.

Why don't relationships work out between stars? They're always too far apart.

What did the grape say to the banana? 'You're so appealing.'

Why did the calendar go broke? It ran out of dates.

How do you know if your partner's a dog lover? They always have a 'pawsitive' attitude.

Why did the scarecrow & the clothes dryer break up? She was tired of his dirty laundry.

Why did the grapevine break up with the oak tree? It just couldn't cling on anymore.

Why did the mechanic break up with the comedian? She kept driving him nuts.

What did the fork say to the spoon? 'You're so spoon-derful.'