Jokes about dating, marriage, and romantic relationships.
Why did the painter break up with the canvas? It couldn't draw them in!
What did the plant say to the sun? You set my soul on fire!
Why did the glove break up with the hand? It needed some space!
What did the camera say to the photograph? Say cheese!
How did the phone propose to the internet? It got down on one megabyte.
Why did the scarecrow and the computer get along so well? Because they are both outstanding in their field!
How did the music teacher start a relationship? She found the perfect match!
Why did the scuba diver break up with the ocean? It was too deep!
What did the roof say to the house? Hold on, I've got you covered!
Why did the shark break up with the fish? It was too clingy!
How did the tree find a partner? It swiped right on Timber!
What did the lightbulb say to the lamp? I watt you!
Why did the tree go on a date with a bike? It heard it was wheely fun!
What did the gingerbread cookies say to each other on a date? We're a perfect batch!
Why did the bee break up with the flower? It found a sweeter blossom!
What did the apple say to the orange? I find you a-peeling!
Why did the calendar break up with the schedule? It was too busy for a relationship!
What did the teapot say to the kettle? You're so hot!
Why did the sock break up with the shoe? It felt too constricted!
What did the mirror say to the lipstick? You color my world!
Why did the drum break up with the guitar? They couldn't find their rhythm!