Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
What kind of music do angels listen to? Harp tunes.
Why was the religious comedian so popular? He always had the best punchlines from the Bible.
Why was the math test sad? Because it had too many problems.
What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christ-ler.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
Did you hear about the bread that became a priest? It rose to the occasion.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales.
Why did the thief take a bath before stealing? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
What is a priest's favorite dessert? Angel food cake.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
How does a train eat? It choo-choos.
Why did Noah never go fishing? He only had two worms.
Why don’t skeletons go to church? They have no soul.
I tried to walk on water once... turned out it was just spilled coffee.